Or ScenArio if you're a douchebag.
On our way to Texas Slender Blender the Gender Bender and I had another conversation. I had tried to just stay quiet, but he just HAD to go digging inside of my personal thoughts on how I was going to escape again.
S: There is no scenario where your heart will remain beating without me by your side.
Me: No scenario? I see fifty scenarios that's what it does, it puts me fifty moves ahead of you.
S:. . .What?
Me: Nothing I saw it on a commercial. I wanna see that movie. So hey, why're we going to the tree of life again?
S: To gather fruit for the Great Feast.
Me: Right. Not going to ask.
S: You're learning.
Me: You're ugly. What's new?
As we kept walking I turned away from the "Cage" knowing he'd follow me, so as long as I could divert his attention from the escape of that monster, I'd be in the clear.
Me: Where's Slice?
S: Not your concern.
Me: It's Slice, of course it's my concern! Ron and Pete are worried, and so am I.
S: They shouldn't be.
Me: So you're just going to be a giant ass are-
I was cut off when I tripped and almost fell down into a greenish blue lake covered by a log. Luckily he caught me...
Normally I would've complained when he talked like that but instead I just asked.
Me:Wh-what's wrong?Why do I need to be careful it's just water.
S: This isn't a liquid at all. This is the bridge.
S: Not the log. The bridge between time-lines.
And then it hit me like a giant yellow schoolbus.
I'll fill you in later.