I saw it.
Oh shit that thing is lose in the real world.
I almost didn't notice it. Those yellow eyes thoseeyesthoseeyesthoseeyesthoseeyesthoseeyesthoseeyesthoseeyesthoseeyesthoseeyes
thoseeyesthoseeyesthoseeyesthoseeyesthoseeyesthoseeyesthoseeyesthoseeyesthoseeyes
thoseeyesthoseeyesthoseeyesthoseeyesthoseeyesthoseeyesthoseeyesthoseeyesthoseeyes
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yellow eyes watching you in the dark you run around i run around run run run around
Question is: If it's so froggyfroggyfroggyfroggyfroggyfroggyfroggyfroggyfroggyfroggyfroggyfroggyfroggy then why wont it leap?
Tuesday, March 1, 2011
Back
In Texas, from my meeting with Nil in Boston, brave guy, trying to desensetize himself via McDonalds.
Why did I need to be there? To pay for the cheap bastards food. He could've just asked Black Leaf to help him with that.
And why McDonalds? It seems a bit extreme. But maybe he's been practicing with other stuff. Bah, I don't really care.
Why did I need to be there? To pay for the cheap bastards food. He could've just asked Black Leaf to help him with that.
And why McDonalds? It seems a bit extreme. But maybe he's been practicing with other stuff. Bah, I don't really care.
Season 2
The one that can't hold a candle to Season 1 and 3 but people still pay attention to ANYWAY. Let's kick it off with a RECAP. So like I said. I'd fill you in later. Let it continue.
Me: This PLACE! That's how! This is why you were spotted in Egypt and Germany. It all makes sense now.
S: Good theory. A wrong one, but good. Very good.
Me: Are you kidding?
S: No. I really WAS in Egypt and Germany for a very very long time. Look back to the oldest of the old in recorded history and you will find, my trace.
Me: Well damn. What's this bridge for then?
S: People like you.
Me: You mean hatchlings?
S: Precisely. This is a place for knowledge and experience. For you to go on all of my endeavors and learn from them.
Me: Then why didn't you let me fall?
S: Because you're too young. You're heart would've given out.
Me: I guess I get it.
S: You can not post this online. If the existance of the Bridge spreads around, then it will be comprimised. Not a single person needs the knowledge that they can muddy the timeline.(take a wild guess about WHY I left so suddenly yesterday.)
Me: This PLACE! That's how! This is why you were spotted in Egypt and Germany. It all makes sense now.
S: Good theory. A wrong one, but good. Very good.
Me: Are you kidding?
S: No. I really WAS in Egypt and Germany for a very very long time. Look back to the oldest of the old in recorded history and you will find, my trace.
Me: Well damn. What's this bridge for then?
S: People like you.
Me: You mean hatchlings?
S: Precisely. This is a place for knowledge and experience. For you to go on all of my endeavors and learn from them.
Me: Then why didn't you let me fall?
S: Because you're too young. You're heart would've given out.
Me: I guess I get it.
S: You can not post this online. If the existance of the Bridge spreads around, then it will be comprimised. Not a single person needs the knowledge that they can muddy the timeline.(take a wild guess about WHY I left so suddenly yesterday.)
Monday, February 28, 2011
Scenario
Or ScenArio if you're a douchebag.
On our way to Texas Slender Blender the Gender Bender and I had another conversation. I had tried to just stay quiet, but he just HAD to go digging inside of my personal thoughts on how I was going to escape again.
S: There is no scenario where your heart will remain beating without me by your side.
Me: No scenario? I see fifty scenarios that's what it does, it puts me fifty moves ahead of you.
S:. . .What?
Me: Nothing I saw it on a commercial. I wanna see that movie. So hey, why're we going to the tree of life again?
S: To gather fruit for the Great Feast.
Me: Right. Not going to ask.
S: You're learning.
Me: You're ugly. What's new?
As we kept walking I turned away from the "Cage" knowing he'd follow me, so as long as I could divert his attention from the escape of that monster, I'd be in the clear.
Me: Where's Slice?
S: Not your concern.
Me: It's Slice, of course it's my concern! Ron and Pete are worried, and so am I.
S: They shouldn't be.
Me: So you're just going to be a giant ass are-
I was cut off when I tripped and almost fell down into a greenish blue lake covered by a log. Luckily he caught me...
S:Becareful!
Normally I would've complained when he talked like that but instead I just asked.
Me:Wh-what's wrong?Why do I need to be careful it's just water.
S: This isn't a liquid at all. This is the bridge.
Me: Clearly.
S: Not the log. The bridge between time-lines.
And then it hit me like a giant yellow schoolbus.
I'll fill you in later.
On our way to Texas Slender Blender the Gender Bender and I had another conversation. I had tried to just stay quiet, but he just HAD to go digging inside of my personal thoughts on how I was going to escape again.
S: There is no scenario where your heart will remain beating without me by your side.
Me: No scenario? I see fifty scenarios that's what it does, it puts me fifty moves ahead of you.
S:. . .What?
Me: Nothing I saw it on a commercial. I wanna see that movie. So hey, why're we going to the tree of life again?
S: To gather fruit for the Great Feast.
Me: Right. Not going to ask.
S: You're learning.
Me: You're ugly. What's new?
As we kept walking I turned away from the "Cage" knowing he'd follow me, so as long as I could divert his attention from the escape of that monster, I'd be in the clear.
Me: Where's Slice?
S: Not your concern.
Me: It's Slice, of course it's my concern! Ron and Pete are worried, and so am I.
S: They shouldn't be.
Me: So you're just going to be a giant ass are-
I was cut off when I tripped and almost fell down into a greenish blue lake covered by a log. Luckily he caught me...
S:Becareful!
Normally I would've complained when he talked like that but instead I just asked.
Me:Wh-what's wrong?Why do I need to be careful it's just water.
S: This isn't a liquid at all. This is the bridge.
Me: Clearly.
S: Not the log. The bridge between time-lines.
And then it hit me like a giant yellow schoolbus.
I'll fill you in later.
To the City of Light!
Slendy and I are heading to Texas in a little bit. I figured it'd be a good chance to bother Matt while He just . . .does whatever he does, I don't really care. But after that we're paying a visit to The Tree of Life which, I admit, has got me pretty curious.
As for Liam and Lucas. . .well to qoute Jesse McCartney, You can't beat me. No matter how many times you try.
Moving on! Sunday was an absolute blast. Not. Funny how I used to combat the Slender Man, now I combat humans. With Shotguns.
What really has me worried is. . .well that thing got loose. Yeah I don't think Slendy knows yet so I need to get it back before he finds out. It was bound up pretty tight when I FIRST saw it. Then on Saturday it was just. . .gone. And now it's got me scared as hell to use the Other Side to get around. I don't know if it's on the human plain of existence, but I really need to find out before someone becomes dinner.
Edit: I'll see what I can do about Slice. Skinny ain't here yet, so I'll ask him about it when he arrives.
As for Liam and Lucas. . .well to qoute Jesse McCartney, You can't beat me. No matter how many times you try.
Moving on! Sunday was an absolute blast. Not. Funny how I used to combat the Slender Man, now I combat humans. With Shotguns.
What really has me worried is. . .well that thing got loose. Yeah I don't think Slendy knows yet so I need to get it back before he finds out. It was bound up pretty tight when I FIRST saw it. Then on Saturday it was just. . .gone. And now it's got me scared as hell to use the Other Side to get around. I don't know if it's on the human plain of existence, but I really need to find out before someone becomes dinner.
Edit: I'll see what I can do about Slice. Skinny ain't here yet, so I'll ask him about it when he arrives.
Saturday, February 26, 2011
Rage against the system.
I just had another very brief conversation with Skinny. I feel like venting my anger so I'll let you guys see a transcript of what happened.
Basically I was just messing around with my chrome, setting the background to Hatsune Miku. And when Vocaloids popped into my head, I instantly gagged and the thought of gross ass Dark Wood Circus.
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Me: God, that song is gross.
Right then is exactly when I heard Miku's voice inside of my head.But take a guess at who that was?The bastard
S:Deep, deep in the heart of the forest, there you'll find that circus. With its ringmaster, wide-eyed and 10 meters tall
Me: Having turned around, I could actually feel my face fall in dismay. ''Fuck no. That shit is disgusting. Cut it out.
S:All the performers are so happy, though their appearances are bizarre The Dark Woods Circus is such f
un!
Me: "Are those the right l- just SHUTUP."I have serious problems with this song. It just makes me want to throw the hell up. Which, spoiler alert, I ended up doing.
Me: Look, chill. If this is about the One Week thing I'm sorry.
S:Come see the two-headed freak and the wondrous siren
At this point I'd had enough. The entire time he was singing my stomach was churning. And he was forcing me to relive the video, somehow. I think by digging into my brain. Word to the wise. That video is fucking disgusting. If you EVER see it, then I wish you well. So anyway. Thinking about Miku's torso sewed onto a goat just cleared me to . . .toss my cookies? I guess that's not a wimpy analogy. I wasn't going to let him have the satisfaction of turning me into a bitch though, so I decided to throw up on his s
hoes. Before anybody tells me what a douchebag I am: HE SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN SINGING SHIT, and making me relive that fucked up video was going too far.
So right then I was trying to get it together while he just watched. I was shaking with unbridled fury tell you the truth.
Me: You're an asshole. You're just. AN.ASSHOLE.
S: I thought we would be on better terms.
Me: Get out of my head. If you want to talk you can write.
S: You seem angry. Did I do something wrong?
Me: What is it with people thinking it's okay to just go around singing Dark Woods Circus? That shit's gross. Do you know how long it's going to take me, to get back to picturing Miku just the right w- well thanks.
S: All you had to do was ask me to fix your perception of the girl. Why do you care about something fictional anyway? You understand that the possibility of intercourse with a Vocaloid is zero percent right?
Me: Let's drop this conversation. I still feel like I'm going to throw up.
S: Now you understand.
Me: Understand WHAT?
S: What it's like to listen to something you don't want to hear.
Me: Hey. BnL is awesome.
S:What?
Me: Nothing. Hey. Do you mind getting Tensor to shut the fuck up? She's annoying as hell.
S: She doesn't concern you, she's Breeck's problem.
Me: But that's the thing. I don't appreciate the Welcome to the family thing.
S: Not a single being really cares how you feel to be completely honest.
Me: I sort of got that.
S: Well I'm off. I have to make sure all of the preparations are set.
Me: Preparations? For what?
S: The feast. It will be wonderful. Everyone's invited.
Me: Wait what feast?
S: You ask too many questions.
And just like that he was gone. And in a few minutes after we had this little conversation, I was screaming at Lucas on his blog. He's such a prick.
Basically I was just messing around with my chrome, setting the background to Hatsune Miku. And when Vocaloids popped into my head, I instantly gagged and the thought of gross ass Dark Wood Circus.
====
Me: God, that song is gross.
Right then is exactly when I heard Miku's voice inside of my head.But take a guess at who that was?The bastard
S:Deep, deep in the heart of the forest, there you'll find that circus. With its ringmaster, wide-eyed and 10 meters tall
Me: Having turned around, I could actually feel my face fall in dismay. ''Fuck no. That shit is disgusting. Cut it out.
S:All the performers are so happy, though their appearances are bizarre The Dark Woods Circus is such f
un!
Me: "Are those the right l- just SHUTUP."I have serious problems with this song. It just makes me want to throw the hell up. Which, spoiler alert, I ended up doing.
Me: Look, chill. If this is about the One Week thing I'm sorry.
S:Come see the two-headed freak and the wondrous siren
At this point I'd had enough. The entire time he was singing my stomach was churning. And he was forcing me to relive the video, somehow. I think by digging into my brain. Word to the wise. That video is fucking disgusting. If you EVER see it, then I wish you well. So anyway. Thinking about Miku's torso sewed onto a goat just cleared me to . . .toss my cookies? I guess that's not a wimpy analogy. I wasn't going to let him have the satisfaction of turning me into a bitch though, so I decided to throw up on his s
hoes. Before anybody tells me what a douchebag I am: HE SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN SINGING SHIT, and making me relive that fucked up video was going too far.
So right then I was trying to get it together while he just watched. I was shaking with unbridled fury tell you the truth.
Me: You're an asshole. You're just. AN.ASSHOLE.
S: I thought we would be on better terms.
Me: Get out of my head. If you want to talk you can write.
S: You seem angry. Did I do something wrong?
Me: What is it with people thinking it's okay to just go around singing Dark Woods Circus? That shit's gross. Do you know how long it's going to take me, to get back to picturing Miku just the right w- well thanks.
S: All you had to do was ask me to fix your perception of the girl. Why do you care about something fictional anyway? You understand that the possibility of intercourse with a Vocaloid is zero percent right?
Me: Let's drop this conversation. I still feel like I'm going to throw up.
S: Now you understand.
Me: Understand WHAT?
S: What it's like to listen to something you don't want to hear.
Me: Hey. BnL is awesome.
S:What?
Me: Nothing. Hey. Do you mind getting Tensor to shut the fuck up? She's annoying as hell.
S: She doesn't concern you, she's Breeck's problem.
Me: But that's the thing. I don't appreciate the Welcome to the family thing.
S: Not a single being really cares how you feel to be completely honest.
Me: I sort of got that.
S: Well I'm off. I have to make sure all of the preparations are set.
Me: Preparations? For what?
S: The feast. It will be wonderful. Everyone's invited.
Me: Wait what feast?
S: You ask too many questions.
And just like that he was gone. And in a few minutes after we had this little conversation, I was screaming at Lucas on his blog. He's such a prick.
Proxy Bitches
Are fine as hell. Revenant bitches. Not so much.
Aside from that nothing new here. I've been using the Other Side to pop in and out of Kaiju's house to take stuff from his fridge, while nobody is looking so that's always fun.
I might stop though. I don't like being in the other side alone with that fucking monster. But because I'm a good boy, I drew a (X) in marker on the table. Then I went outside and spray painted: Liam Downs was here on the house.
That was probably fucked up, seeing as how Liam's already mad at me but hey it was funny.
That was probably fucked up, seeing as how Liam's already mad at me but hey it was funny.
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